Evil Chef from New Zealand Predicts the Destruction of the Universe!

Nov 19 2010 12:00 by Viral Age
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Just one day after scientists at the CERN laboratory in Switzerland successfully created and trapped anti-matter, an evil chef from New Zealand may have foreseen the destruction of the universe as we know it.

The picture shown to the right is one of the chef's signature coffee preparations. Please examine the foam pattern very carefully.
After allowing your eyes to focus for a few moments you will clearly see that it depicts Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking huddling together under some type of sub-atomic particle shield.
Below you can clearly see that their bodies have begun to be stretched and sucked into a black hole (as described in Hawking's "A Brief History of Time"). The area surrounding the flow is definitively the expected chaos of a collapsing universe.

We are awaiting feedback from the chef on how much time he believes we have before the destruction begins. While some readers have pointed out that Einstein is not alive today, we believe that he was able to manipulate space time in order to materialize and communicate with Hawking.

The following photo highlights each item in the picture for those who have yet to see what is an undeniable depiction of Einstein/Hawking during the final collapse.

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